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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Asymmetrical Fashion

Lately, it seems like all I see is asymmetrical dresses and shirts.  And I just can't get on board.  There is this from Vogue:
It looks like something went horribly wrong in the construction process.  How do you know if you've messed it up?  The result is all poochy in the middle.  I am sure this woman has a perfect figure but it makes her look bad.
Why did just one leg need covering?  Is that why it is sticking out?
The mullet look recreated in a dress?  Party in the back and business in the front?  Or I guess since it is shorter in front, that is where the party has moved?

Remember this? I didn't like it in the 80's, either.  

Final proof: If a mole is asymmetrical it might be cancerous. If your face goes all asymmetrical, then you might be having a stroke.   These are serious medical issues.

I rest my case. 

Does anyone have an asymmetrical look they LOVE?  Am I wrong?

5 comments:

  1. I am fully on board with you, I loathe the asymmetrical look almost as much as I loathe the "put a hole where it doesn't belong and call it a day" school of design.

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    1. Oh, that is annoying, too. They are never office appropriate looks. Unless... Wait, no, no. Wrong.

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  2. Hahahaha oh man..
    Final proof: If a mole is asymmetrical it might be cancerous. If your face goes all asymmetrical, then you might be having a stroke. These are serious medical issues.

    GOLD

    mullet dress- ICK

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  3. I'm with you... I think the "high-low" hemline is the ugliest thing I've ever seen!

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  4. I totally agree, especially the mullet dresses- to me it just looks like you got a bit of your skirt caught in your knickers making the hem uneven. I actually have a dress like this - I didn't realise it was a mullet when I bought it. Now it is in the alterations pile awaiting surgery.

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